- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- Now, I’m not gonna call a press conference and tell everyone to start praying.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- All right. Tell me what you think it is.
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- You realize what would happen if I hand in my homework in your handwriting?
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- Here’s a red-letter date in the history of science,November 5, 1955.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- Obviously I was wrong, and disappointed.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- Then must you take me with you, and share in the spoils of your adventures!
- when this baby hits 88 miles per hour you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
