- Never mind that now.
- You want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it.
- I’m gonna read your thoughts.
- Einstein’s clock is exactly one minute behind mine, it’s still ticking.
- That was the day I invented time travel.
- A world where anything is possible.
- Thank God, I’ve still got my hair.
- Do you know where I am?
- Do you want to know … what it is?
- I think it’s out of order.
- It’s kind of like sailing.
- Do we know each other?
- Sorry about the mess.
- Mayor! Now that’s a good idea! I could run for mayor.
- l knew it from the start.
- I haven’t invented any time machine.
- What the hell is that?
- At least Evan’s okay.
- Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
- I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady.
