- Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- I just want you to know I’m not giving up on us.
- Hot, Jesus Christ, Doc. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Einstein.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us, even now in this very room.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- You moved like they do.I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.
- Of course. ‘Cause of all the fallout from the atomic wars.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- I think you should know about it.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- You were standing on your toilet and you were hanging a clock, and you fell and you hit your head on the sink. And that’s when you came up with the idea for the flux capacitor,which is what makes time travel possible.
- No wonder your president has to be an actor. He’s gotta look good on television.
- I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spend Christmas alone but he’s got to take care of his grandma Cheryl.
- Pretty mediocre photographic fakery. They cut off your brother’s hair.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- You wanna tell me what’s really bothering you?
