- I remember it vividly. I was standing on the edge of my toilet hanging a clock, the porces was wet, I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to I had a revelation, a vison, a picture in my head,a picture of this.
- Excuse me I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but there’s other people waiting to use the phone here.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute Doc, uh, are you telling me you built a time machine… out of a DeLorean?
- With the predictions of a sorcerer…who could foretell the outcome of every battle.
- He was the greatest swordsman the world had ever seen.
- The smoke, it causes the fire ants to abandon their homes, you see?
- But as much as I wanna blame Lonnie for everything.
- I can’t believe this is how we’re going to remember our last Christmas in the house.
- Okay, Biff.I’ll finish that up tonight and then I’ll bring it over first thing tomorrow morning.
- Welcome to my latest experiment. This is the big one, the one I’ve been waiting for all my life.
- It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
- l’m from the future. I came here in a time machine you invented. Now, I need your help to get back to the year 1985.
- The appropriate question is, when the hell are they? you see Einstein has just become the world’s first time traveler.
- The temporal displacement occurred at exactly 1:20 a.m. and zero seconds.
- It lasted a lot longer than I expected.
- He skipped over that minute to instantly arrive at this moment in time.Come here, I’ll show you how it works.
- Maybe you could help me with my divorce? If you ever get that law degree.
- I know you are out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid.You’re afraid of us.You’re afraid of change.
- Well, are you gonna try to kill me or just stare at me?
- Who knows if they got cotton underwear in the future?I’m allergic to all synthetics.
