- Do you want to know … what it is?
- Hey doc, this is it.
- That’s great, Ray! Save some for me!
- Did I say something wrong?
- Yes, of course, November 5, 1955.
- Who’s president of the United States in 1985?
- I can’t feel my legs.
- Look me up when you get there.
- Cold, damn cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil.
- You know the penalty for thievery?
- What, I don’t get what happened.
- Tom, how am I gonna generate that kind of power?
- Thank God, I’ve still got my hair.
- It can’t be done, can it?
- One of these lives has a future.
- Oh, that can’t be good.
- Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
- I couldn’t find you in the crowd.
- What did you say your name was?
- That’s great! Actual physical contact!
