- What’s this thing I’m wearing?
- Why, that’s me! Look at me!- I’m an old man!
- How could I have been so careless?
- That’s great! Actual physical contact!
- Hey doc, this is it.
- l knew it from the start.
- Mayor! Now that’s a good idea! I could run for mayor.
- Who’s president of the United States in 1985?
- It’s your only chance.
- Do you know where I am?
- Einstein’s clock is exactly one minute behind mine, it’s still ticking.
- Oh, that can’t be good.
- l’ve come for the woman and your head.
- All right, this chick is toast.
- Don’t think we wanna go that way.
- I couldn’t agree with you more.
- Oh, I gotta stop drinking.
- Did I say something wrong?
- So what are you gonna do?
- I haven’t invented any time machine.
