- Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
- Who’s president of the United States in 1985?
- Oh, I gotta stop drinking.
- Don’t call 911.
- Can you please speak up?
- It can’t be done, can it?
- It’s your only chance.
- That’s great! Actual physical contact!
- Do you want to know … what it is?
- l’ve come for the woman and your head.
- Thank God, I’ve still got my hair.
- You know the penalty for thievery?
- Why, that’s me! Look at me!- I’m an old man!
- Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?
- Do we know each other?
- Look me up when you get there.
- I couldn’t find you in the crowd.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Do you know where I am?
- Just give me something without any sugar in it, okay?
