- I haven’t invented any time machine.
- Get your asses in the kitchen.
- That was the day I invented time travel.
- You have lost your power,thrown it all away.
- Cold, damn cold. Ha, ha, ha, Einstein, you little devil.
- I can’t feel my legs.
- Why, that’s me! Look at me!- I’m an old man!
- So what are you gonna do?
- Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?
- Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
- I don’t want to die.
- What? What the hell is a gigawatt?
- This is truly amazing.A portable television studio.
- I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady.
- I think it’s out of order.
- Just give me something without any sugar in it, okay?
- Don’t think we wanna go that way.
- You want a Pepsi, pal, you’re gonna pay for it.
- Look me up when you get there.
- So what are you waiting for?
